Slogans Heroes rabid rabbits funny t-shirts tee shirts cups hats
baseball jerseys humor phrases military Army Navy Air Force
Marines Police Deputy Sheriff Disaster Preparedness firearms
Finley Peter Dunne parody reference seniors retire gift Raiders
maternity feeling you ewe exercise gym repo repossessor cities
states Minnesota Star gate space above and beyond S:AAB SAAB
Hudson Landry attitudes inspiration Nero Wolfe witticism football
baseball basketball hockey soccer David Drake via tanj tanstaafl
Wizard of Oz Hell's Accountants Zack Attack recruit unique
novelty humorous intelligent patirotic guns shooting
T-shirts etc. for repossessors. Auto repossessors, primarily, but I suppose they would work for others as well. Like law
enforcement, it can be an "interesting" job. You meet a lot of strangers under stress. This can produce some unintentional
humor, but usually just a lot of stress of your own. And like most dirty jobs, it doesn't pay enough for you not to enjoy it.
|Never tow another car using pantyhose and
duct tape. Which I actually caught some
people doing when I was a Deputy Sheriff.
Reality is weirder than I am!
|Solving problems with the flip of a
|SEIZE THE WHEELS
|While you're staring at my tits, my
boyfriend is repoing your car.
|FRIENDLY NEIGHBORHOOD REPO MAN
Everybody wants a friend.
I do it all night long
|IN RECOVERY Repo T
"I'm not crazy, I'm in recovery"
|JUST BECAUSE Repo T
"Just because you didn't make your payments doesn't make me a bad person"
|Get back on your feet now!
Miss some car payments
|DIY Repo Company T
Customize with your company name on it.
|You can find
in the dictionary
between Shit and Syphilis
You have to keep it simple.
|An entirely different kind of sling!
(I WANT one!)
Just tow, baby!