|A parody of the California flag, Calipornia requires two brown bears, Calipornicating. Since those of us in Calipornia are proud of our home towns, colleges and sports teams, I am
making a series of these with the names of the major cities in Calipornia, done in the colors of the schools and sports teams. Mercenary that I am, I am doing them in the order of
the largest populations first. But that is not set in stone. If you want one for your city, let me know at firstname.lastname@example.org and I will move you to the head of the line. A bird
in the hand, and all that. Be sure to include the colors you would like your city name in. And rest assured that I am not lazy, these are not approximations of the colors. I do the
research, and find the EXACT CMYK colors of the teams and use those. A bit more time consuming, but craftsmanship demands it. As always, you can choose the color of
your shirt when you order it. But the software is stupid enough to print red on red, which is not very visible. Make sure you want what you choose.