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I like big words.  The more syllables, the better, sometimes.  For me, the English language is
like a wonderful toy I got as a child, and can still play with.  Big words can also serve to
insulate you from the emotional content of a situation.  I have to think of the scientific or
medical terms for things, and thinking brings down the emotions.  It's like a teeter-totter:  
when emotion goes up, intellect goes down.  And sometimes using the larger word helps
hide your true meaning and intent.  As the shirt says, "Obfuscation is our most important
product."  If you have a favorite word, why not wear it?  And if you know someone who these
words describe, why not buy them a shirt?  Everyone enjoys an inside joke, as long as they
are on the inside..  Put them inside the shirt!
A person who uses long
words.
A person who reads in bed.
A fingerprint expert.
A person who can't stand
riding roller coasters.
A person who loves riding
roller coasters.
A person who fears falling
down stairs.
Okay, so it isn't really a type
of dinosaur.  But you can fool
some of the people some of
the time, and amuse the rest.
The long way of saying "Don't
fuck up", while avoiding the
prohibition against certain
4-letter words.
Just a rephrase of "Shit
Happens", for the college
crowd or others with a
vocabulary.
One of my favorite words.  It means "having shapely buttocks", something which I am greatly
in favor of.  And what better place to display the word than on or near the shapely buttocks?
If you know a lady who has some, this is one way to tell her you think so.  Send photos.
The long way of saying "Don't
fuck up."
The Naked and the Dead,
rephrased for fun.
"Paradise Lost", via pair of
dice, lost.  If I were capable of
shame, this would bring it on.
A person who collects trivia.
If you don't understand this
shirt, it's working.
A person dedicated to truth,
to understanding how we
know what we know and what
makes it valid.
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A lover of wine.  But if you
pass out face down, people
may still mistake you for a wino
A compulsive hair puller.
Really.  I didn't make it up.
A person whose sensory
perceptions are crossed,
causing them to see music,
hear colors, taste words, etc.